The Minor Thirds - King Cake Lyrics

If it's raining, I don't want to know
The ground will get wet, the crops will grow
It's a miracle
It's a pain in the ass
Let's leave it at that
I've been stared at by better than you
Men who've gone without blinking a whole week through
It's a miracle
It's a pain in the ass
Let's leave it at that
Every king cake has the promise of a new year buried inside
Every revelry will be paid in full at sunrise
If my ship has come in, I don't want to know
Damn the torpedos for letting it go
It's a miracle
It's a pain in the ass
Let's leave it at that
Every treasure map has the threat of treasure clearly marked
Every watch you make has the watchmaker's hand clearly marked
If it has its father's nose
Plant the seeds, the crops will grow
It's a miracle
It's a pain in the ass
Let's leave it at that