The Minor Thirds - We Went Bowling With Jake and Joanie Lyrics

We went bowling with Jake and Joanie
Jake and Joanie, Jake and Joanie
We went bowling with Jake and Joanie
But Jake and Joanie were late
Hey Charlotte (Yeah?)
Hey Charlotte (Yeah?)
Jake just called and he wants to go bowling
But I'm tired (Awww)
I'm tired
Aww, well, I'm tired too
But anything for Jake and Joanie
Let's go bowling with Jake and Joanie
Jake and Joanie, Jake and Joanie
We went bowling with Jake and Joanie
But Jake and Joanie were late
We put on the clown shoes
We found the orange bowling ball with all the scratches
And we waited like half an hour
So we started without them
We figured they wouldn't really mind
Let's go bowling with Jake and Joanie
Jake and Joanie, Jake and Joanie
We went bowling with Jake and Joanie
But Jake and Joanie were late
Without Jake and Joanie there
We bowled like a million times better
And I'm sure it was just coincidence
But we bowled like a million times better
I broke a hundred, and I never break a hundred
And Charlotte here bowled like four strikes in a row
And Jake and Joanie missed everything!
I couldn't believe it!
It was awful!
We went bowling with Jake and Joanie
Jake and Joanie, Jake and Joanie
We went bowling with Jake and Joanie
But Jake and Joanie were late
When Jake and Joanie finally showed up
We played a few more rounds with them
And we all had a great time
So maybe next time we'll see you there?
And you can go went bowling with Jake and Joanie
Chris and Charlotte, and sometimes Jordan
You can go bowling with Jake and Joanie
And have yourself a time
You can have yourself a time
But I gotta warn you
Jake and Joanie will be just a little bit late