Mirandaband - The Gamer Lyrics

The one who wielded the sword
Emerged from the basement
To become
The gamer

Wake up wake up wake up
Have you had your fun today
Eating on my pies and cakes
Playing all your video games

Get up get up get up
Have you had your fun today
Red bull drinking staying up late
Playing f*cking video games

F*ck up ya f*ck ya f*ck up ya
Have you had your fun today
Basement dwelling locked away
Eating all may pies and cakes

Daddy calls me boy
Momma she don't know me
My kitty cat he loves me

Someday my
My video games
Will take me
All the way

Carpe f*cking diem

Diem
Diem

Over the hills and far away
I'll see you on the other side
Where my dreams will come alive
Just ask my kitty cat he knows

Over the hills and far away
I'll see you on the other side
Where those monsters come alive
Just ask my kitty cat he knows

I step into the shadow
Off into the other side
Where monsters come alive

My hand grabs the guardrail
Creeks in steps they come alive
My heart pounds the insides

Oh momma can you help me
Boy leave it all behind
I said ya life is fight or flight

Momma don't you know
Know my name
Can't you see I'm the man
At video games

That's why they call me the gamer
Call me
Call me

Call me

Call me