"Our mental pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns"
"Oh, I understand, I am also fond of and you"
Stardate: 45959.1 things are weird
Found my head in a cave-honestly not what I feared
Five centuries ago? Oh well that's just fate
Riker's sweating bullets but I'm feeling great
Devidians hiding, Clemens partakes in the fun
Starfleet's in chaos, but we've only just begun
Time's a wild circle, spinning evermore
But hey, what's life without a temporal detour?
Guinan's not impressed, but hey, who's keeping score?
It's not the first time she's met Picard, but maybe it's the "first" for sure?
Riker's blending in with some 19th-century flair
But let's face it: He's all beard, no hair
Devidians hiding, Clemens partakes in the fun
Starfleet's in chaos, but we've only just begun
Time's a wild circle, spinning evermore
But hey, what's life without a temporal detour?
A snake on a stick opens portals in space
Not sure why this isn't standard Starfleet base
Wesley's off somewhere fiddling with some tech
I'm just hoping I get my head back on my neck
Guinan's sipping tea like she's seen it all before
Guess when you're immortal time travel's just folklore
"As I experience certain input patterns
My mental pathways bring me great concern
Since it's all hard to process I must confess
When my head's stuck 500 years in Time's Arrow mess"
Devidians hiding, Clemens partakes in the fun
Starfleet's in chaos, but we've only just begun
Time's a wild circle, spinning evermore
But hey, what's life without a temporal detour?
They say time's an arrow spinning off the track
But hey at least I got my head reattached!
(BTW thanks for that Geordie)