Miss Hope Springs - I Love Berlin Lyrics

I love Berlin, I love Berlin
In the springtime or fall I love Berlin
I love Berlin Berlin is the best town of all
I love Berlin

I love Berlin, I love Berlin
In the morning or night I love Berlin
I might like Minsk but I'm not convincskd
That it's quite like Berlin

And Reykjavik I wouldn't pick it's too cold much too cold
As for Rome, Rome is divine but too old much too old

As for Nice, Nice is nice but too French much too French
And Marseille, Marseille is trés gay but Christ what a stench.

As for Hull, I've been to Hull it was hell and so dull
After Hull, Dublin was sheer hell as well I could tell

And Zagreb, Zagreb didn't grab me one bit not at bit
Next nixed Kiruk, Mexico city was shit - utter shit

Vetoed Vienna, Sienna, Ravenna
Mysore was an eyesore - Bombay (all that henna?)
And New York, New York was too tall and too hot, much too hot
And Cork promised a lot it was not

And Madrid all I could do there I did, yes I did
And Hong Kong? horrendous! I got there and hid all week long

Budapest was lacking lustre and zest, zero zest
Mogadishu, everyone's so underdressed, got depressed

But Berlin
Berlin is a magical sight sparkling bright
You can keep Moscow and Nome
There's only one place I call home
Though parts are as ugly as sin
It's the best place on earth that Ich bin
I love Berlin, I love Berlin, I love Berlin