Mister Nervous - Dark Ride Lyrics

I gave the guy a five to get in
The packed crowd looked ready for sin
These scarlet lips were sipping Gin
Exhaling smoke like a dragon
We moved in perpendicular lines
Came together on the floor
Her big blue eyes nailed me
I smiled wide
She looked just my size

Her hips locked in I was taken in step
She tightened her arms around my neck
Her heaving chest glistened with perspiration
I could feel myself achieving elevation
The music ended we threw back some drinks
She grabbed me by the crotch
She lead me to the john
And she pushed me back up against the sink
She said, "F*ck me hard"
Who can say what to expect
You never know just what you'll get
It's all a random chain of events
It's a dark ride, baby
Dark ride

Down to business it was tight and wet
While I flushed the rubber she lit a cigarette
"I'll be glad to go again if you just let me refract"
She smiled real sly and fixed her lipstick
I stroked her shoulders whispering, "Let's do more"
She shrugged me off and wafted out through the door
I watched her strut her ass right back to the bar
I got an icy glance
I knew I didn't have a chance
Who can say what to expect
You never know just what you'll get
It's all a random chain of events
It's a dark ride, baby
Dark ride