Hey there big guy, please tell me a joke
Come to think of it
That punch line just circles our air space
But landing? Forget it, it won't.
That joke won't land in Laguardia
It won't land in JFK
Radio the tower immediately 'cause
That joke's not landing today, today, today
You try so hard with your impressions
You think you're funny, I have to disagree
Your delivery will never leave the runway cause
It was grounded back in ninety-three
That joke won't land in Sheboygan
Not cleared for Phoenix or LA
Radio the tower immediately 'cause.
That joke's not landing today, today, today
Leave the punch lines to the comics
You're no stand-up - suck up your pride
Buckle up and secure your baggage
It's going to be a hell of a ride
That joke won't land in Miami
Someone call the FAA. FAA
Radio the tower immediately 'cause
That joke's not landing today, today, today
That joke won't land in Atlanta
Won't land in the USA
Radio the tower immediately 'cause
That joke's not landing today, today, today
That joke won't land in Atlanta
Won't land in the USA
Radio the tower immediately 'cause
That joke's not landing today, today, today
Today, today