Mo Lester - Big Fat Bitch Lyrics

What can you do when a big fat bitch hits you up
I said, what can you do when a big bitch hits you up
Now I'm sorry, honey
And I just might consider if you weren't two tons

You're so big and fat and disgusting that
I think I feel my penis shrinking by an inch or two
You're so fat, I
Wouldn't know where to start or what to do

She wants my happy meal
She wants these one hundred percent white meat nuggets
I said, girl, if you can fit in this house
We'll see what happens next, darling

She came in my door
I couldn't believe it
Sat down at my table
And broke my motherf*cking favorite chair

Oh, now, honey, really pissed me off
That was my mother's chair
Get out of here
You big round dirty whore