After Thanksgiving dinner
You were asked if you'd ever had a finger pie
You were youngest of the sisters
Still you were old enough to decide
That was the day
That he pulled down the zipper on his overalls
And you learned in an instant
Saying uncle don't make it stop
Pop goes the cherry
Pop goes the cherry
Pop goes the cherry
In a young girl's heart
Five year old little Billy
Last one at practice for the little league
And your coach calls you over
He's gonna help you with your pitch and swing
That was the day
That he pulled down the zipper on his baseball pants
And you learned in an instant
Why the winners run home so fast
Pop goes the cherry
Pop goes the cherry
Pop goes the cherry
In a young man's heart
When you can't get it up
Stick a finger in your butt
It'll get you every time
When you can't get it up
Stick a finger in your butt
It'll get you every time
When you can't get it up
Stick a finger in your butt
It'll get you every time