Mocking Monkeys - Mr. Banana Lyrics

Mr Banana is a hairy dude
With his yellow hat and coat
Pushing bananas in the crowdy streets of the city
Why he's not in prison?
Well, how can you arrest a banana pusher?
All day saying

Do you want a banana?
I have a good banana
Take this banana
It's delicious, this banana
Do you want a banana?
I have a good banana
Take this banana
It's delicious, this banana

Though he had some trouble with the law for harassment

A middle-aged lady was walking by
The street in her skirt
A wind blow lift it up
So Mr Banana pushed two bananas
In her vagina and her anus
Screaming of pleasure she called the police
Mr Banana ran away yelling

But these are bio bananas
Don't you like bananas?
Those are ripe bananas
I know bananas
Cause' I'm Mr Banana
They're good for you, the bananas
So why don't you take a banana?
So why don't you take a banana?

At the time I was a Mocking Monkey
I was sitting on the top of a lamppost
In a rather empty street
Doing an indecent cross-stitch
When I felt someone behind me
And I heard a voice saying

Do you want a banana?
I have a good banana
Take this banana
There's Potassium into bananas
Do you want a banana?
I have a good banana
Take this banana
There's Potassium into bananas

And I ran away
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