Modern Classic - Never Nude Lyrics

I'm not the only one
This time I'm coming clean
There's something you don't know about me
I'm a never nude

I'm not the only one

I don't do this for fun
It's a serious medical affliction
There's dozens of us out there

Don't worry, I will be okay
This is my cross to bear
I'm stunning and brave
And I don't need to shave
I'm a person just like you
I'm just a never nude
I'm just a never nude

I'm just a never nude

I think my wife resents me
She doesn't understand my burden
And she hates my jean shorts
But I'm standing strong

And I know it won't take long
Before I am accepted
Does this effectively hide my thunder
Does this effectively hide my thunder

Don't worry, I will be okay
This is my cross to bear
I'm stunning and brave
And I don't need to shave
I'm a person just like you
I'm just a never nude
I'm just a never nude

We are the few, we are the proud
We're gonna sing it loud
You'll never see us in a crowd
We are the never nude

Don't worry, I will be okay
This is my cross to bear
I'm stunning and brave
And I don't need to shave
I'm a person just like you
I'm just a never nude
I'm just a never nude
I'm just a never nude