Mommy Pants - A Dick Named Ted Lyrics

Ehhhhyeaahhhhhhh urrrrrhhhhliiyaaaa ahhh meee ahhhahha

Hi, hello, how are you today
Come one friend let's go play
We have things to do
People to see
Love to give
And love to receive
Plus really good bad drugs
We absolutely need these
Let's go catch them all
The heroin, meth and PCP
We're gonna have a f*ckin' ball
Unless we get caught, we will fall

But we just gotta be slick and quick
Don't you dare say we should not do this
You know we need our fix
I love you, and you love me
And we love our feel goods
In order to feel eternity
Ahhahaha

Why don't we just get more crazy
Come on friend let's push the limit
Shoot bath salts into our eyeballs
Better to kill ourselves quicker damnit

Yeah yeah we gotta get it
We gotta get it buddy, come on
Let's go get it, come on
Come on, do you know what we need
Come on buddy, come on
Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn
Come on man, come on
What do you mean you're too tired
They got that new shit
You know what I'm talking about
That shit I told you about last week
Come on man, they got it
Just get up, come on man let's do this
Won't take long
Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Urgghhhhh