Mommy Pants - A Very Mild Alternative Lyrics

A performing arts center is just a theater
Jesus f*cking Christ
And a senior citizen is just an old person
Or elderly, if you want to be slightly nice

There's nothing wrong with using bigger words
To decorate life
But honestly, wordy complex poetry
Isn't even something I like

It doesn't mean it's full out bad
I myself just find it dumb
Economically disadvantaged people in substandard housing
In the cities are just those in the slums

I don't want to take my girl to the zoo
She prefers the wild life park
They are not the same thing
This chick wants a really nice ring

Replacement words are used to make you feel less abused
But they can also be to show others
Your life is not a bore
Mama I'm a packaging technician, not a packer
Daddy I'm a sex worker, not a whore

Nothing in this world is free
It's complimentary
What a nice situation
The government never lies
It's only involved in disinformation