Mommy Pants - Another Gay Song Lyrics

Woah the boogeyman is gay
He jumped out the closet wanting to play
We said sorry man we don't roll that way
But if you find some other guys that's quite okay
Do what you want but we don't wanna see
So find another house unless you're down for Call of Duty
Or just maybe a straight dude movie
(I'm the boogeyman)

We're not homophobic we just don't wanna stroke it
But we're fine that you came over
Actually when you leave take Shawn with you
This morning he was too much of a lover

We're glad you're not still in the closet
Dance all over the world despite what the cause is
But don't be persistent with the straights
Unless you have a lot of money then we'll talk okay

Cause he's the boogieman he likes to boogie and
Suck the f*ck out of any other man
That's pretty cool until we have to return the favor
Sorry we're straight gay is not our flavor