Mommy Pants - Buy Me Daddy Lyrics

Dear Lord... Lucifer
Will you make my dreams come true
Oh my f*cking God Devil
You know that I love you

Cause you know everything on Earth
But I have to thank God for your birth
He has let you be a King on His planet
That's pretty good for someone bad ain't it

So what do ya say will you let me play
And be the best Hollywood actor of my day
And when my life is finally done
I promise to live in your other kingdom

I wanna be the best at what I do
And I need to feed my family too
Throw me a lot of money I'll throw ya my soul
Gotta have ya more than sex drugs and rock and roll

It's not enough to have a little bit of stuff
I want as much as I can get
Who cares if I burn forever
This place already sucks f*ck this shit

Bring me the party Beelzebub
I wanna salsa dance with you
Bring me the party Satan
I got some deviled eggs that we can chew