Mommy Pants - Crock Pot Mac N' Cheese Lyrics

God is great, God is good
God cleaned up my neighborhood
When I'm the one good I give him credit
Cause they say I should
When I don't I'm arrogant
But if I do bad, that's only on me
It makes him sad
When he watches me watch porn on TV
I'm so sorry daddy, I earned these channels
They were not free
Remember when you flooded the Earth
All because we had not learned
Can parents drown their kids in the tub
If they announce Jesus is the son
Have to admit I'm concerned
Don't matter how dirty those kids already are
Wrong not right, lost not yet found
Having the whole world choke on water
Makes a better Hitler who turned his life around, but not really

I'm not against aiming to be
Similar to Mr. Jesus C. non literally
Perhaps he was real or a real good story
Either way he still gets all the glory
I mean I guess that's cool
Sometimes you get good morals from Sunday school
Like him you can become a hero
Odysseus, Harry Potter
Christ is sexier, no homo
This food is just fodder

Where will we be in ten thousand years
Where will this all go in a million or so
As long as it makes your life more comfy
Should we agree for you to want the same for me