Mommy Pants - Date With Mommy Lyrics

I don't wanna' go to school
I want to have a date
With my mommy, 'cause she's great

I feel safe when she's driving
I can just stare at all the trees

Long as I got my Power Rangers notebook, I'm ready to go

She hits up the drive-thrus and I dangle my feet
From my booster seat

She's going to take me to Burger King
I like Burger King
She gives me the best news that I ever did hear
I'm gonna' home school you next year

Of course I gotta' go with her when she needs to pay a bill
But the bank gives me a lollipop, it gives me a great thrill
Mama even takes seven licks behind the wheel

My best Tonka truck ain't got nothin' on mama's Subaru
Could be playin' with Beyblades, but I spend my days
In my mama's backseat

We get to do all the nice things in life
'Cause when I'm at school I don't get to

I always pray for her when she's not with me
'Cause I worry about her safety
If she got hit by a semi-truck, that would suck
I'd rather be in the car too
Mommy, I wanna die with you