Mommy Pants - Daytona 500 Lyrics

Don't suck up to your boss
Even if it's an interview
Keep it real but polite
Their essence is the same as you

Don't be too lucid though
They may think you're on drugs
Or alcohol, so just remember
Handshakes but never hugs

On the job do not submit
Too much to their bullshit
At least take a stand
They too come from a woman and man

Remember to strive for some humor
Unless you're not funny at all
Then at least keep it chill
But also f*cking do your job

Maybe they are out to get you
You suck or you're too real, or it's others too
Quit, or come together to get them fired
If you're all telling the truth

If it's their own business
Or they're in alliance with a top dog
Then it's goodbye to you
Perhaps a farewell to you all

Life is a piece of shit
You can learn from it
You're like everybody else
But still, be yourself