Sick of all the pure spiritualists
Think they know the best way to live life
F*ck that shit
Eat whatever type of stuff drink more soda
More than enough
Who cares if I never see my third eye
I already know we're all gonna die
I'll die quicker also while you live forever
Is that what you want though that's not very clever
3 bags of chips no yoga
Keep Mountain Dews stocked in my corolla
Go back home and drink alcohol cause I rock n' roll
Now that I've told ya
Let me just speak on some vegans
The ones who think they're so great
If I can't have steak it's not for me then
Don't hate I don't care what they did to my cow kid
Quit your preachin nothin new you're teachin'
Circle of life baby... And I want what I want
Might just eat Bambi... that's probably against the law
But f*ck it I'm a criminal
And I don't mean butt f*ck the baby deer
As in sex with its rear I'm not that gross ya hear
Unless someone bets I won't do it
For some Doritos and beer...
Yeah this last part makes me feel weird...
But(t) f*ck it