Mommy Pants - Fad Ass Lyrics

Mark Zuckerburg came along
And now everyone is gone
Where the f*ck did they go
I'm not sure that they know

They could not keep it at a visit
It's such a drug so they have to have it
Started as a way to help connect
But now it seems they cannot come back

Scrolling forever through the news feed
Their face says "What can ya feed me?"
Don't mind the fact that I'm obese
I need more of this cheese

Can't even figure out what's going on with my family
I gotta scroll through the god damn news feed
So out of the loop but I won't let it bother me
I don't give a shoot I got better things to see