Mommy Pants - Fresh Mold Lyrics

You are embedded in tradition
You wear your Amish hat
You have to always wear that long dress in public
But you have a cell phone, what's up with that
You mine as well wear pants
Is that something the Lord hates
Since the world is bad, it buys more time
If you're about to be raped

Here is a true f*cking story
My wife and I saw a Mennonite
She was coming out of Victoria's Secret
A bag full of what she wears at night
We both wanted to have sex with her
She should have kept it a secret
But she had a big smile on her face
I'm so glad that God let her keep it

But hey I really do get it
She wasn't trying to be a tease
Rather saving it for a special night
One amazing guy she will please
The crazy thing though, how did she get there
I'm sure it was not horse and buggy
All these young Mormon men seem to care
But they have updated the format of their movies

Sweet Little House on the Prairie
And you still have a nice radio
You drive a Hyundai, not just on Sunday
They did not have that long ago
A decent amount of these people
They tend to pick and choose
Their book was written long before now
So they are allowed to have fast food