Mommy Pants - General Hospital Lyrics

I am not looking for true love right now, only lust
But I'm still seeking someone I can trust
Because if I fall asleep, she could rob me
I am in love with all my stuff
I guess I could go to her place
But what if she hurts me, because she's more tough

I need someone whom I can depend
A girl not concerned with being my girlfriend
She also certainly has to be
Not wanting to create a baby
Lying about taking birth control
Or having STD's on her pussy and butt hole

So if I find I can trust her
And she just wants to have a good time
In a world that is so much the opposite
Maybe I should ask her to be mine
But right now I just want sex
Relationships often bring regrets

I want tied down, only in a sexy way
And I don't want love just 'cause we f*ck all day
I can't help though if love also cums
Long as the tough times we still find fun
And if we fall for each other with no sex
That's great, but right now I'm not looking for it

And if I have a future lover who finds this song
It's from my past baby, and that's not where we belong
Plus I'm joking honey, it's a joke song
I'm all about love, because lust is wrong