Smoking six packs a day, what else can I do
Call the cops on some kids trespassing in the pool
I like to play neighborhood watch
Though my neighborhood should watch out for me
I make small talk, with my neighbors
As they walk, away, making them late for work
I'm retired, each day is pay day
Every day is camouflage and sweatpants
Looking at the young girls and saying hey
I get mad when the music gets loud
But I still be smoking that loud
Tellin' them what they're doing is illegal
My wife still has to work twelve hours a day
Always at the scene when something goes down
Gotta' let them know I'm in town
Goin' next door to my buddy Frank's, not having drinks
'Cause I'm sober now
Talkin' 'bout the good ol days
Then go back inside and get more blazed