Mommy Pants - Handle, It Well Lyrics

I'm a lush but hush
Don't tell nobody
It's constant moderate usage
And I keep it low key
Until I rhyme it in a song
Or you catch my bottle in a video
Of me wearing a thong
Screaming at my neighbors
Cause they won't sing along
But that's not drunk, that's a good buzz
Okay, I slip from time to time, that's because
You gotta lose yourself once in a while
It reminds you of old times
Long as you walk straight
Enough fags around, lose the smile
Happy is gay, then again we drink for that
So be gay, but keep it equilibrium
Or don't, cause you still make me laugh
All you bitches are dumb