Mommy Pants - I Could Be Single Lyrics

My girl gots a cheesy asshole
It smells like fettuccine
She likes to wave it in my face
I say get it away from me

I've let her shit on my chest
She digs my farts in the morning
That's when my butt volume is best
She is the woman for me

Yes we disagree at times
Some things are misunderstood
Anytime that I fail
Well I just get her Taco Bell

We never leave each other
We would not even find another
We are so damn disgusting
She is more, please trust me

We are wired a lot the same
But she has girl parts, I'm a guy
Therefore she's very sensitive
I'm always right so I make her cry