Mommy Pants - Ip Man Lyrics

Another f*cking day
Sitting by the window
Watching squirrels play
And eating cheap jello
But they're so annoying
Cause all I can think about
Is my negative bank account
It's such a shitty morning
So I grab my gaadamn gun
To shoot innocent creatures for fun
Then cry for an hour
Because I killed none
Why oh why do I suck
It's also been long since I've been laid
My girlfriend does not give a f*ck
But compared to all else she's still great

It will all be okay
I'll just watch Ip Man all day
It will be alright
Even if my girlfriend won't f*ck me tonight
It will all be okay I'll just watch Ip Man all day
It will all be alright
Even if my girlfriend won't f*ck me tonight

It will all be okay
I'll just watch Ip Man all day
It will be alright
Even if my girlfriend won't f*ck me tonight
It will all be okay cause I Pee man all day
It will be alright even if she won't f*ck me tonight

(Where's my Chow Latte)
(Uhh like we can't afford it uhhaha whatever)