Mommy Pants - Magicool Bike Lyrics

I'm gonna ride my bike straight out of town
Up into the sky never come back down
Cause I have a magic bike
I can go anywhere I like
Might just beam into space
Pedal on up to an alien's face
Apologize for the human race
We're sorry guys
But yall can still blow up the place
Humans will do it soon enough anyways

Not like I'm scared
Cause I won't be down there
(No no no no)
All I have to do is press a button
It shoots out any food I want
Ain't that somethin'
(Uh huh)
You might wonder if Earth is gone
How can that be done...
Cause I have a Magic bike moron
(Magic bike)

I got my magic bike giving up my left testicle
Pedal to the metal like I'm Elliot with the Extra-Terrestrial
(Can't make bikes like that at Wal Mart)
A magic bike
It's a magical bike
Magic biiiiiiikkkkeeee
It's a magic biiiiiiiiiikkkkkeeeeeeee
Magic bike magic bike magic biiiikkkkeeeeee
Magic bike Magic bike Magic bike Magic bike
Magic bike Magic bike Magic blahlalalalaaaaa
Magic bike Magic cool bike
It's a cool bike
It's cool and it's magic
It's magicool
Ahlalalalalalalalalaa
Eghhhhhyaaaaaaaayahyahhhyahhhyahhhyahh
Magic bike magic bike
Hehyahhhhhhhhhhh