Mommy Pants - Mr. Pacifier Lyrics

Hey baby you can call me daddy
Even though you are my cousin
And maybe we can get more crazy
By me also becoming your husband

We're already purty dirty
Because you're always so flirty
Well I guess it's me too
But what else can I really do

You are incredibly sexy
I used to sin in church
Whenever you were next to me
The thoughts running through my head
Said oh dear God I want her in my bed
And it never helped the situation
That you were rubbing my leg

I had to cover my crotch with a bible
You knew damn well you were liable
It did not take long
Until we lost our virginity
You were 10, I was 23
Now you're 18, will you marry me