Mommy Pants - Ouch Lyrics

My head feels like it's about to explode
If only that would really happen
It would no longer feel at all sore
Cause as you know I would not be here anymore

My brain would be all over the wall
Girlfriend would leave crying and yelling
While wishing she had found me Tylenol
Instead of telling me all about her feelings

Come talk to me I'll teach you about the birds and the bees
You're too busy for me
You'd rather read about evolution

How do you expect us to evolve in this relationship hmph
Know what I mean

I really need to get out of here
She takes advantage of my more than one ear
And keeps my head f*ckin' spinning
Happy or moody she is always winning

I really hope Jesus is real
And wish right now for him to come back
Even if I'm the one that's left behind
I think I could deal with that

Your online relationship status says single
I wonder why I never get your dick anymore
You're too busy jerking off to porn
Sorry I'm not an Asian girl

Trueche'