Mommy Pants - Papa Prophet Lyrics

This one likes to protest against eating baby cows
How serious can we take it
Your videos are recorded in your stepmom's basement

This one used to be a stoner
Then you got sober
That's not always a bad thing, but you got too done over
Chanting words that don't resonate
It's okay, it's not too late
To admit you're not a chosen one

Now here's one that has to give credit to The Creator
Always trying to please The Lord
Use The Bible as your two-edge sword
Can't really be down to Earth
When your reward is in Heaven
Yet how many silly debates do you think you've shared in

Your subjective experience is not objective truth
No matter how many times we tell you
You won't listen, 'cause your truth is so close to you