My daddy nice, my daddy cool
He won't let you make him a fool
You can try, say what you want
Papa knows who is a cunt
But he don't talk too bad
Bad ass at least
Or if you push him like that
Then he just tells the goddamn truth
Not even rappers can face him in the booth
He wears the realest jacket
His wife's butt he likes to smack it
She's my stepmom, but she's the bomb
I just call her mom, cause she's a mom
She's real cool, she's real cute
Even she can drop a line or two
Daddy sits back with a Natty or few
Daddy do what daddy do
He don't put up with bullshit
He fires the boss before he quits
Real f*ckin funny, full of wit
Takes life serious only a little bit
He don't need too much money
But he provides and shows he loves me
Works hard to the bone
Does not need a large circle
He can survive alone
So him and Mom make double trouble
They'll dig your grave without a shovel
Bare hands without a break of sweat
They don't need it, but they love the internet
Looking up silly stuff, cracking up
They hit me up just to see what's up
Daddy is free, good personality
Not one to be so Me Me Me
He'll live on for eternity
My dad came from his nuts
I came from my dad's nuts too
Like father, like son
But he let's me be myself
And he knows how to construe
I love you dad, that's nothing new
That's my dad
That's my son