Mommy Pants - Role Model Lyrics

Stand in front of your super nice car
Snap another photo of how cool you are
Shoot it online as soon as you can
So we all know that you're the man
Maybe I'm lookin' at this the wrong way
It's your hobby so it's quite okay
But we all know the big reason
Gotta get the vaginas creamin'

He's a perfect role model
He does not move like water he goes Full Throttle
It's impossible to count each day
How many fags will get out of his way
I guess some girls are drug addicts
They want a taste of speed
And it's more f*ckin' lovely
When it's wrapped in luxury
0 to 1000 so quick on the streets
It feels even better with the leather seats
Bump those beats ultra loud
Ride with pride be more than proud
Just make sure you don't forget
To stop and take more photos for the internet

Yeah yeah he's dynamite
He can beat some others in a car fashion fight
He's so damn dynamite
Hey everybody that's cool right