Mommy Pants - Shlurp Lyrics

It ain't always good to meet your idols
Guess sometimes it can go alright
Don't hold too high of expectations
Or act as if they're someone you overly like

Treat them like a normal person
One who you might admire
But don't get into hero worship
They're bound to drop kick ya in the fire

Younger ones, do not get upset
Learn the lesson, the mistake try to forget
None of us are perfect, neither are they
They just seem better from far away

Maybe you relate to them well
Perhaps they played their cards right
Therefore I take back what I said
Tell them you finger yourself to them each night