Mommy Pants - Shoot Your Mouth Lyrics

I want to karate kick his throat
Please shut up your f*cking kid
You think this is a joke
But it's not funny that he's that stupid

Ok I'm really not that mean
Maybe a little bit in this song
Plus someone else will fulfill my dream
They'll hate your kid tooo it won't be long

Everything he says is a bunch of dumb shit
It might be alright if he really was retarded
He lets his mouth run non stop for fun
He can be himself but away from everyone

I have to put the blame on you
Fix your kid or watch what a bad guy will do
He's not just freely expressing himself
He's a loud know it all dumb shit in need of help

(I am available to sing at birthdays)

Ignorant lil prick thinks he's the bees knees
With his kool-aid mustache
Never says thank you never says please
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