Mommy Pants - Social Security Lyrics

I live in my house
But most of my dick lives in my yard
It stays big whether it's soft or hard
I don't think I'll ever find my soulmate
I can't even buy a hooker
They never think it's great
My neighbors complain but me too
I cannot go anywhere like they do
I have to order out everyday
Delivery drivers do not know what to say
I always try to call people to hang out with me
They either don't answer or they're always busy
I say it's just my penis not my ego
I promise I'm nice hang out with me bro

At least I have a good amount of money
Each month I get a disability check
Not from the government but from my mommy
So oh well if I can't jack off my dick
At least I live where it never snows
But I need a bigger house because of mosquitoes
I can't even scratch all of it when it itch
I tell you what life sure is a bitch