Mommy Pants - Sodium Intake Lyrics

You got opinions, I got them too
Why do you get offended at the things I say and do

You take offense while always on the defense
Not really sure how that makes sense
You stress when I think you should not
Maybe you do need to try a bit of pot

I just state my side, always down for common ground
You seem like you prefer I was never around
Is it 'cause it hits too close to home
Or you feel alone with your point of views
Or is it my rude and crude attitude
F*ck it, guess I'm just that kind of dude

You just want to change everyone else's stance
Just to wear the pretty pants
Let me ask, does it help you dance

You're not getting anywhere with me
Stop telling people how to be
Just look at yourself and see
That I'm not you and you're not me
Quit being salty