It's a trend to be a fake hippy
If I'm wrong then try to correct me
I don't mean anything bad to the real ones
Because that's who I'd get my drugs from
What I mean is there are kids becoming what they're not
Which is ironic some say it's one reason they smoke pot
Some are crazy about their label
Others turn crazier and hug their baby crystal
You might as well smoke that man
I promise you'll be really cool then
I'm an asshole I can't quite help it
But I too am stupid
For example I write retarded music
But I'm just glad I don't wear a big peace medallion around my neck
Or own 10 marijuana t-shirts
That's too many the last time I checked
Hippie dippie tye dyes
Why you wanna lie guy
Be real for a second
You're only foolin' yourself
When ya gonna' come up with somethin' new
Even Bob Marley would want you to stop being you