Mommy Pants - Thank Heavens Lyrics

I was sleepin'
Woke up screamin'
'Cause my dick was being sucked
By a demon

It was just too hot
She said, I'll get ice cubes
I was like, alright
I guess that would feel cool

She came back fast
And holy f*cking shit
Well I guess I can't say holy
Then again, she's perfect

So if you can't ever get a chick
Or you're tired of the ones on Earth
Say a good night prayer to Satan
And ask him to bring you the right girl

I miss you already Tabitha
Can't wait to see you again
You do not have much of a body
But you sure can make your tongue spin

Don't have to go through Hell to tell
Her being bad is the sure fire way to go
She can also devour my soul
Why should I care
She's invisible
So no one can stare