The Olsen Twins Video (MV)

I'm not a stepping stone I tell my cat
He's always using me to get this way and that
I have another one that does not move
He stares into my soul from across the room
I'm getting sick and tired of this shit
My wife tells me I'm just anxious
She says I need CBD, at least a bit
Unfortunately we cannot afford it

I think one cat smokes weed
A super high dose
The other one snorts coke
I've seen blood drip from his nose
Not sure how they co-exist
Guess the drugs make them not give a shit

This cat knows Tae Kwon Do
This other likes to keep it slow
I'm sittin' here, sippin' a beer
Now I'm okay, I'm not gonna go

Oh pretty kitty, it's not your fault
And it's not your ugly brother's
You didn't ask for this life
Neither did I or the others