If your lady is cranky she either needs to be f*cked
Or have a soulful conversation with you, possibly both
Decide carefully and be cautious in your approach
Gay ja vu - when you feel you experienced the same gay day as yesterday
Old people make me crave Cracker Barrel
I believe Tony Hawk could only get so much air
Because growing up his last name had him convinced he was a bird
What if everything in our ocean swam around in outer space
What if hardcore vegetarian animal activists were realists aware of the circle of life
And each day actually saw the microscopic creatures their feet crushed due to being out of sight
What you see is not things as they are, not completely
It's as you see them
You ever watched a slowed down nature documentary
Poison Help stickers don't help if you live alone and are too poisoned to read them
Imagine if every President, King, and Leader sat down together and smoked from a bong
Even if it's K2
That will do
What if one night all the walls in your apartment complex were removed
And you found yourself living in a house with your neighbors under the moon
What if God is real
What if God is not real
I don't learn too much in ocean documentaries
I just get lost in the water
The Mandela Effect is a euphemism for being wrong
School pride is the same thing as gay pride
Bottled beer might taste better, but canned beer allows your full trash bags to feel lighter
All that food destroys butt holes
That was so gay, I am going to throw up my Cheerios from tomorrow morning
How much alcohol does an alcoholic drink?
Alcoallofit
Slip a trip
All I need is this kid on the street, a margarita and a beat, says the pedophile with the happy feet
I have to shut the bathroom door just this one time, 'cause I'm naked and I'm talkin' to my daddy
I came from my dad's nuts
He came from his nuts too
I have a six pack on each butt cheek
The only thing better than killing bugs is killing people who hate you killing bugs
The smartest thing I know is that I'm a dumb ass
There's a risk if you read a book on evolution
If you die before you're finished reading you might die as a fish
Japan's flag looks like a maxi pad that's been used in a politically correct way
You can't listen to only the left brain
It's not right for a reason
Breathing is so awesome, it's one thing I might just do until the day I die
Mommy Pants - Think About It Lyrics
Mommy Pants - Think About It Lyrics
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If your lady is cranky she either needs to be f*cked
Or have a soulful conversation with you, possibly both
Decide carefully and be cautious in your approach
Gay ja vu - when you feel you experienced the same gay day as yesterday
Old people make me crave Cracker Barrel
I believe Tony Hawk could only get so much air
Because growing up his last name had him convinced he was a bird
What if everything in our ocean swam around in outer space
What if hardcore vegetarian animal activists were realists aware of the circle of life
And each day actually saw the microscopic creatures their feet crushed due to being out of sight
What you see is not things as they are, not completely
It's as you see them
You ever watched a slowed down nature documentary
Poison Help stickers don't help if you live alone and are too poisoned to read them
Imagine if every President, King, and Leader sat down together and smoked from a bong
Even if it's K2
That will do
What if one night all the walls in your apartment complex were removed
And you found yourself living in a house with your neighbors under the moon
What if God is real
What if God is not real
I don't learn too much in ocean documentaries
I just get lost in the water
The Mandela Effect is a euphemism for being wrong
School pride is the same thing as gay pride
Bottled beer might taste better, but canned beer allows your full trash bags to feel lighter
All that food destroys butt holes
That was so gay, I am going to throw up my Cheerios from tomorrow morning
How much alcohol does an alcoholic drink?
Alcoallofit
Slip a trip
All I need is this kid on the street, a margarita and a beat, says the pedophile with the happy feet
I have to shut the bathroom door just this one time, 'cause I'm naked and I'm talkin' to my daddy
I came from my dad's nuts
He came from his nuts too
I have a six pack on each butt cheek
The only thing better than killing bugs is killing people who hate you killing bugs
The smartest thing I know is that I'm a dumb ass
There's a risk if you read a book on evolution
If you die before you're finished reading you might die as a fish
Japan's flag looks like a maxi pad that's been used in a politically correct way
You can't listen to only the left brain
It's not right for a reason
Breathing is so awesome, it's one thing I might just do until the day I die
Or have a soulful conversation with you, possibly both
Decide carefully and be cautious in your approach
Gay ja vu - when you feel you experienced the same gay day as yesterday
Old people make me crave Cracker Barrel
I believe Tony Hawk could only get so much air
Because growing up his last name had him convinced he was a bird
What if everything in our ocean swam around in outer space
What if hardcore vegetarian animal activists were realists aware of the circle of life
And each day actually saw the microscopic creatures their feet crushed due to being out of sight
What you see is not things as they are, not completely
It's as you see them
You ever watched a slowed down nature documentary
Poison Help stickers don't help if you live alone and are too poisoned to read them
Imagine if every President, King, and Leader sat down together and smoked from a bong
Even if it's K2
That will do
What if one night all the walls in your apartment complex were removed
And you found yourself living in a house with your neighbors under the moon
What if God is real
What if God is not real
I don't learn too much in ocean documentaries
I just get lost in the water
The Mandela Effect is a euphemism for being wrong
School pride is the same thing as gay pride
Bottled beer might taste better, but canned beer allows your full trash bags to feel lighter
All that food destroys butt holes
That was so gay, I am going to throw up my Cheerios from tomorrow morning
How much alcohol does an alcoholic drink?
Alcoallofit
Slip a trip
All I need is this kid on the street, a margarita and a beat, says the pedophile with the happy feet
I have to shut the bathroom door just this one time, 'cause I'm naked and I'm talkin' to my daddy
I came from my dad's nuts
He came from his nuts too
I have a six pack on each butt cheek
The only thing better than killing bugs is killing people who hate you killing bugs
The smartest thing I know is that I'm a dumb ass
There's a risk if you read a book on evolution
If you die before you're finished reading you might die as a fish
Japan's flag looks like a maxi pad that's been used in a politically correct way
You can't listen to only the left brain
It's not right for a reason
Breathing is so awesome, it's one thing I might just do until the day I die
Writer: Brandon Harig
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid