Mommy Pants - Uh, Sure Lyrics

Do you ever look at the word "look"
Does it ever look like it's looking at you

I keep a compass, it's broken
Pocket full of non funny jokes, man
Screwdriver but no screws
A song about nothing
So nothing to lose

Or is there something to gain
From some lines I wrote today
Looked out the window, saw a cat
Eaten by a homeless woman
Can't blame her for that

The wife watched part of a movie
Then read a book next to me
I just ate baked beans
Then went to sleep
Work came early

Don't know where I'm goin'
But I see some utility poles
Am I headed to the right place
It's supposed to matter I'm told

Mariah Carey would make a great mom
But I would be a more sinful boy
If she was a mom of a friend though
That would at least bring some joy

Trying to enjoy my time at Hershey Park
It goes by like a fart
Then it's back to working hard
I don't have a good line for this part