Mommy Pants - Uncle Is Innocent Lyrics

My family is so naughty
I was changing my underwear and my daddy caught me
I think he did it on purpose
But that's okay it was my birthday wish
Oh Daddy
You're just as bad as mommy
Cause when I was four
She stuck her tongue in my backdoor
My friends think I should call CPS
But I don't wanna lose these benefits
They will have my parents locked away
They take care of me I want them to stay
It's not just about a warm house
More like what my folks do with their mouths
And not just them but my aunt too
Everyone should feel what she can do
She ties me to the bed lies beside me rubs the hair of my head
That's all she does for about an hour
While telling me that I'm her sunflower
I have a brother well actually four
They come together as one holding me on the floor
I'm tickled in all my places
But it hasn't yet happened while I'm naked
No one in my family knows what the others do
If I tell the others will there be a family feud
Or will they all get together
And make me feel even better