Mommy Pants - Weiner Tuck Lyrics

I wake up again with a boner
I gotta do the weiner tuck
So I can walk to the shower
Not let my fam see I need to f*ck

I guess I could masturbate in bed
But I'd rather use some shampoo instead
It's also good for imaginary head
Use it down below and picture someone getting fed

Oh yeah morning situation
A good time for shower masturbation
I imagine hot celebrities
Or politicians on their knees

It's the best way to start the day
Plus I cannot go to school with an erection
I've tried it before they said it's not cool
I did it 4 times and got suspension

It's a situational perspiration
My dick my hand make a good collaboration
Sugar Ray playing on the bluetooth speaker
Just going to jerk off the whole duration