Mommy Pants - Weird World Lyrics

My dad is a conservative
My sister is a liberal
My mom is what my dad is
My brother is nothin' but he's pr'cool

I think I'll follow after him
Who cares if he does drugs in the basement
When there's a problem in life
At least he knows how to face it

He does not argue with nobody
He does not give a f*ck
He just pours his cereal
And then he gobbles it up

Of course he spills half of it on his shirt
He also drools quite a lot
But he does not seem very hurt
To learn from him might be my best shot

Oh brother my brother
Life is weird
Guess you know all about it
But you have no fear

You hate politics
Fake friends and lame cliques
What drugs should I take with my beer

Come to think about it
The entire world is strange
That's including everyone in our family
I still prefer you but you are not me