Woke up with a symphony in my sinuses, a concerto of congestion
The robins sing a mockingbird's melody, a testament to existential tension
Stumbled to the kitchen, floorboards groaning like a symphony out of tune
Coffee's brewing, bitter symphony, a prelude to this afternoon's cartoon
The world's a stage, and I'm a barely-rehearsed understudy
Fumbling with my lines, tripping on the scenery
The prompter's laughter echoes in the empty seats
But hey, at least the spotlight makes a decent nightlight, bittersweet
Woah
The mailman waltzes down the street, a one-man, whistling operetta
My neighbor practices the tuba, a daily sonic vendetta
The squirrels outside conduct a frantic ballet for a rogue peanut shell
This chaotic orchestra, oh the things it's come to tell
The world's a stage, and I'm a barely-rehearsed understudy
Fumbling with my lines, tripping on the scenery
The prompter's laughter echoes in the empty seats
But hey, at least the spotlight makes a decent nightlight, bittersweet
Woah
Maybe I'll rewrite the script, add some kazoo and kazoo solo
Turn this existential dread into a funky, soulful go-go
Who needs a perfect score when you can improvise with flair?
This symphony of chaos, a chance to laugh and dare
The world's a stage, and I'm a barely-rehearsed understudy
Fumbling with my lines, tripping on the scenery
The prompter's laughter echoes in the empty seats
But hey, at least the spotlight makes a decent nightlight, bittersweet
So let the music play, off-key and out of time
This quirky, imperfect harmony, a melody all mine