A man is sitting with a chip on his shoulder
He knows what he missed, it's the place he belongs
On the south of the border, the front of the line
Between the sand and the sea
It's the place to be, be, be
Oh yeah
Better than baseball
Better than baseball, baby
Better than baseball (Better than baseball)
Better than baseball, baby
The light's green at every stop
As he heads for the highway
Yeah he heads for the highway
He pulls up at a friend's who he's known for a long time
They pack up their bags and go on their way
The pitcher and pornstar two peas in a pod
Stepping out onto the scene
Before they make the girls scream, scream, scream
Oh yeah
Better than baseball
Better than baseball, baby
Better than baseball (Better than baseball)
Better than baseball, baby
He meets a woman and her name is Amanda
She wiggled her hips and blew him a kiss
He asked for her name and then their lips touched each others'
Before they started to dance
Dance, dance, dance
Better than baseball
Better than baseball, baby
Better than
Better than
Better than
Better than
It's better than a homerun
It's better than a homerun
It's better than a homerun
It's better than a homerun
It's better than baseball