[ Featuring the Tablet Breakers ]
"This is the story about the
Legendary King Solomon who dared
To pick a fight with Ashmeday
Also known as Asmedios The King of demons
This is the story about the
Greatest King ever
The man who had it all
He had power, he had wisdom
He had money, he had women
But the writing was on the wall
He was the smartest man ever
He was sure that he would never
Crash or take a mighty fall
So when he captured Ashmeday
He didn't care for him to die
He just vowed to make him crawl
"Well you know" he teased the demon
"I can please a 1,000 women
Let's see you satisfy just one"
So the Ashmeday replied
Soon you will wish that I had died
Take off my chains
And your kingdom will be mine
So let's enter the ring
Your majesty the king
Since you wish, to pick a fight with me
Know my name is Ashmeday
I rule the demons - earth to sky
I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
So as the demon and the king
Stepped into the ring
Waiting for the sound of the bell
Evil Ashmeday just said -
Fight the demons in your head
While I send you, on the highway to hell
"Well... it didn't end up that well
The moment he took off Ashmeday's chains and gave him his ring, Ashmeday planted one wing in the ground and The other in the sky, swallowed king Solomon and spit him up 400 miles away.
As he invaded his kingdom and took over his wisdom
The party had just begun
He put on the Royals face, and took over his place
King Solomon was on the run
He was running in the streets
Crying, "I am the king",
But no one paid attention to his shout.
So he approached the old and wise
To reveal the demons lies
And inquire what the plot was all about
For a demon can transform
To any shape and any form
But no matter how hard he tries or begs
He will never change his luck
No matter what, he will be stuck
With his grotesque and ugly chicken legs
So then they checked with the ladies
Does the king come to visit?
"Of course" they said "he visits when it suits"
But we can never see his feet
For every time he comes we meet
He never cares to take off his boots
When the demon was exposed
To escape in shame he chose
But the king learned his lesson for life
If you encounter Ashmeday
Don't pick a fight, don't even try
Just go home and satisfy your wife
