[ Featuring the Tablet Breakers ]
Crazy, Sitting in the white room
Ties his robe, believes to be the one
"I'm your king" he says "Yes, I'm the chosen"
There he goes again babbling on and on and on
We know you are, our royal mighty master
Everything is going to be just fine
Relax - and tell us all about it
(Oooh)
And don't forget to take your pills on time
Yeah, don't forget to take your pills on time
Crazy - sitting in the palace
Telling jokes believes himself a clown
Ha Ha Ha - they laugh out loud together
Every time he wears his golden crown
Now I'm bored - he says - I need some action
Let's burn down the town and have a shot of Gin
He stood there on the porch to watch the fire
And the devil played his crazy Violin
O Yeah, He played his crazy haunted violin
He played so fast that smoke came off the strings
A crazy tune that goes a bit like - this
Ha... Ha... Ha... crazy... crazy... crazy
Crazy - Sitting in the white room
Wearing nothing but a golden royal crown
"Hey" they ask him "Say, what you are doing?
Why're you running naked round and round?"
"Well" he says "no one ever comes to visit
I might be crazy, but I sure ain't dumb"
"So why the crown?" asked one of the people
"My lady said that one day she will come
My lady said that one day she will come
That's why I stay - that's why I never run
Because one day... Oh yeah... One day... Oh yeah... One day... she will come..."