The Moustaches - Not My Wife Lyrics

I saw a woman she wa' drippin' w' estrogen
She gonna make an excellent milf someday
She wa' thicc just like a stone-age Venus
She could show ya just what you were made fo'
She could show ya what this world's about

Yeah, but she's not my wife
That kinda woman would eat you alive
Not gonna be my wife
That kinda woman would eat you alive

Saw another woman look like she had a rich daddy
Kinda woman made up with her lips painted red
Kinda woman get wine-drunk weekdays
Kinda woman who lives for brunch and coffee
What she gon' do with a rough uncouth boy like you?

Yeah, but she's not my wife
That kinda woman would bleed you dry
Not gonna be my wife
That kinda woman would bleed you dry

Saw another woman look 'bout 19 years old
She wa' lookin' cute she had her hair cut acrossways
She wa' rockin' those 90's mum jeans
That kinda girl could teach you a few things
But you she could never understand

Yeah, but she's not my wife
That kinda woman love to cause strife
Not gonna be my wife
That kinda woman love to cause strife

My son is waiting for me
Waiting for me to set him free
Waiting for me to show him the way
I'm sure I'll find it one of these days