Mr. Monsterous - Do the Hunchback Hump Lyrics

He'll flip the switch for you if you ask him to
He'll dig corpses up but keep his mouth shut
He'll be the cause of your science experiment disaster
And always respond with, "Yes Master."

Torturing your creations with a torch of fire
Or molesting them in the morn' just to cure the boredom
When the evening comes the crippled play
They take a break from evil and they all say...

Do the Hump. Do the Hunchback Hump
Hunch that Hump and do the Hunchback Hump
Do it to the front. Do it to the back
Do from the hips, but not too fast
Do it to the left and do it to the right
Hunch that Hump all night!

Want a short life span? Whatda' Say? Thoracic Vertebrae
It's not Scoliosis but if you got please... get down and dirty with your disease
Margret and Godfrey, Scheuermann, yes!
Your humps are simply the best
Le Bossu was unique, there's no emergency
F*ck Spinal Fusion Surgery

He longs for a kiss only a captain receives
Hurling stones and evil men into the abyss with ease
Deaf, nearly dumb, and only one eye for seeing
He's not an animal, he's a human being

Atop the tallest tower of the church of Notre Dame
You'll see a figure humping until the break of dawn
For the King of Fools this is nothing new
He swings with passion and rings his bells to...

The Hump. Do the Hunchback Hump
Hunch that Hump and do the Hunchback Hump
Do it with your friends. Do it with your neighbor
Do it with an little element of danger
Do it till you drop, but don't ask why
Do the Hunchback Hump till you die!

Swing it around and get in the groove
I gotta a hunch that anybody can do
That Hunchback Hump cause it's just so easy
To thrust your body and get a little sleazy
So put your hump in and stick your rump out
Stick it back in and shake it while you shout

Hunch that Hump and do the Hunchback Hump
Hunch that Hump and do the Hunchback Hump